Ode to David May 2014
What a wonderful week we have had
Tho our golf has been both good and bad-
On tour with the girls
So glamorous in pearls
We have driven poor David half mad.
We’ve struggled to improve our grips,
Our bunker play, putting and yips.
Our stance in address
Was a bit of a mess
Until David said Turn Your Hips!
He’s flattened or sharpened our strokes
He’s cured us of pushes and pokes.
“Weight on the LEFT leg”
He will desperately beg,
Laughing politely at our little jokes.
The rhythm and pace is tick tock-
If the ball’s in the hole, that’s a shock!
But out of the sand
One must use the hand
With a flick of the wrist ,and a cock.
Thank you David: the Only, the One
In this Deutschland under the sun.
And of course thanks to Prue
For selecting the few
Who’ve made learning and playing such fun!
Rachel – May 2014